Anthony Paturzo

Anthony Paturzo is a man who attended high school with David Leland. Anthony Paturzo has a powerful influence, and is associated with The Human Embodiment of Coffee, among other individuals. In 2019, Anthony Paturzo entered the sights of The Torturer, where he would eventually be captured and branded in the face with a picture of David Leland's laughing face.

The Branding Incident
In 2019, Anthony Paturzo was caught and captured by The Torturer, where he would undergo extreme branding torture at the hands of The Torturer. Anthony Paturzo was then severely branded in the face by The Little Arm Thing affixed to The Torturer's Branding Machine while The Torturer supervised the torture. Prior to the beginning of the torture, Count Dooku and Shag walked onto the field where The Torturer had held Anthony Paturzo hostage. When prompted as to what was going on, The Torturer explained his torture methods, and then played a short demo clip about The Angriest Planet Ever.

Losing Sleep Over It
Following the intense torture Anthony Paturzo underwent at the hands of The Torturer, Anthony Paturzo underwent a long period of losing sleep over the fact that his face was branded with a picture of David Leland's face.